Apple Farmer

An apple farmer named Gore.

Would sell spoiled fruit to a store.

He'd lie about weight.

And cheat about freight -

He was rotten to the core!

The Nun

There was a young nun named Claire

Who once fooled around on a dare.

She asked, ‘If I sin,

Will God let me in’ 

Alas, she hadn’t a prayer!

The Midget

There once was a midget named Mort

Who parked in a lot by the court.

He said, ‘this is strange,

I can’t find my change –

Could you help - I’m a little short!’