Lew's Limericks
Wednesday, March 20, 2013
Apple Farmer
An apple farmer named Gore.
Would sell spoiled fruit to a store.
He'd lie about weight.
And cheat about freight -
He was rotten to the core!
Tuesday, March 12, 2013
The Nun
There was a young nun named Claire
Who once fooled around on a dare.
She asked, ‘If I sin,
Will God let me in’
Alas, she hadn’t a prayer!
Who once fooled around on a dare.
She asked, ‘If I sin,
Will God let me in’
Alas, she hadn’t a prayer!
The Midget
There once was a midget named Mort
Who parked in a lot by the court.
He said, ‘this is strange,
I can’t find my change –
Could you help - I’m a little short!’
Who parked in a lot by the court.
He said, ‘this is strange,
I can’t find my change –
Could you help - I’m a little short!’
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